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Closely following our 50th release Dope Recordings
is excited to announce the arrival of our 51st. Invisible Pink Unicorn is its name and making techno babies is its
game. The spawn of label founder Royale, this single is destined to make the
strangest of strangers fall in love. A handful of majestic remixes accompany
this single with tasty bits from Attentat, Ryan Simatic, Roy England and
newbies to the Dope crew, Tete a la lune. Wobbly techno, soulful house, driving
tech-house, and a bit of almost trance, are just a few cliché ways of
describing this release, making it the perfect sound track for pointing your
index finger in the air and prancing around like a dandy.
Attentat's remix is a rumbling late night groove designed for
taking the crowd down to the lower realms of the techno underworld. Relentless
bass is the driving force behind this behemoth of a track. A slippery synth
flops its way around the stereo field like a freshly lubricated sex toy,
while a disconcerting scraping sound
pans to and fro making the dancer lose track of time and space. The
metaphysical is not something Attentat is normally prone to, but he really let
himself go with this one. The outcome is a transcendental eargasm that will
certainly provide stress relief for all those pent up unicorn desires.
Tete a la lune is the brain child of two of the cutest
unicorns you ever saw, Time For Trees and Meagan Wilson. These star struck,
horned ponies, met in a dark woodland area and instantly the pair began their joyous frolic involving computers and
copious amounts of heavy petting. Their remix is a spiced up house track that
exudes hot, young unicorn love. Muted trumpet, twinkling bells and a non-stop
ass shaking shaker make this track stand out as a bombshell ready to explode
its rhythmic pony sauce all over the crowd. As if that wasn't enough the
slipping, slithery breakdown on this track might just be about the neatest damn
thing you ever heard. Reminiscent of those early days when all kids want to do
is play dress up, this track will have unicorns of all ages gender bending in
no time. Don't tell your parents about Tete a la lune or you might get
grounded.
Thirdly we have the exquisite sound excursions of Roy England
bringing his tasteful subtleties to the table for a delicious dub remix. Full
of crisp congas, clean claps and a happy, snappy, snare this song will
definitely bring all the alienated ponies together for a night of galloping and
tom-foolery. Slight beeps and bloops bounce about this track like a unicorn
taking its time to get to know you. With just the right amount of unicorn
pheromone released throughout the mix this track is certain to have all the
horned ponies kicking down the door to the secret after hours spot. For all the
tech-house wizards out there looking to perform some serious sex alchemy on the
dance floor, don't leave home without your test tubes and Bunsen burner because
some serious business is likely to take place when this track gets dropped.
As if there wasn't enough dirty business going on with this
release Ryan Simatic shows up and nails it out of the park. This guy knows the
ins and outs of a lasso and he uses it to tame himself some wild, raving,
unicorns. Hot off the trail from his first release for us Ryan's remix has all
the trappings of a dirty, nasty, all night unicorn sleep over. Pounding bass,
exotic pulsing synths, and rolling percussion give this track all it needs to
make the sweet sweat poor, causing all supple unicorn bodies to jack. An old
school rave synth rips its way through this remix giving a feel of
recognizability destined to make it a track that candy kids and old time
unicorns are certain to enjoy. The crowd will likely get together for a giant
P.L.U.R pow-wow during the breakdown only to explode into a seething mass of
undulating flesh and bone.
Finishing off the release is the original by long time Dope
recordings super hero Royale. This beautiful little baby was birthed after
years of steeping himself in the mirth of funky unicorn love. Mustering up his
mojo big daddy Royale gives us a late night rave tracked suited for prime time
gallivanting. All who hear this master piece will find themselves quickly
falling for all the other unicorns in the club. Princes and princes will be
neighing and whinnying up a storm as they prance around like dainty little
ponies. Sex appeal runs high on this one so grab your saddle, your stirrups and
get ready to ride this magical horse into the setting sun. If you don't end up
rolling around in a field, chewing on hay with a random somebody from the club
after listening to this, then we don't really know what to say, except you
might want to call the veterinarian because there could be something wrong with
you little unicorn.
Available at Beatport.
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